CaseyHasThoughts!

Hello! I'm Casey. Female, 18, live in the USA, and I reblog stuff I find to my liking, be it funny, weird, disturbing, or whatever. I rarely some gifs, which I may post on my other blog, part-time-internet-homo. I haven't decided how I'll use that blog yet. I'm also terrible at talking to people so I'm very sorry if you message me and I respond after too long.

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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zohbugg:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

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Tagged: #just curious

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

danisnotonfire:

This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

new video everyone! if you help me by reblogging this as usual i will look through the notes and stalk a whole bunch of you blogs to say thanks ^^

johnthewindyegbert:

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:

Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin

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wow…

722

cayya:

Summer Hannibal Re-watch

Futamono

Cannibalism is an act of dominance.

do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

@lchry

dennys:

tacobell:

They wish.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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dameragnelle:

Arthur’s got a date? *tags along*  (◕‿◕✿)     

blissdaisy:

jaimesvoice:

brothers.

favourite

baebees:

We’re in the village with the longest name in europe

this is why I suspect the Welsh language does not really exist and is a huge conspiracy